1 00:00:06,286 --> 00:00:09,311 It's not another stupid erotic film. 2 00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:32,500 Translation and Review for PT-BR By PHCL.20 3 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,714 You are watching Diamond Zone. 4 00:01:48,821 --> 00:01:50,311 The best program for adults... 5 00:01:50,422 --> 00:01:51,821 from America. Next... 6 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:57,257 Hello! Hello! Hello! I'm Diamond Jim. Ready to shake your bones! 7 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:58,361 Close the door 8 00:01:58,464 --> 00:02:01,058 Feel free and... get ready. 9 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:03,157 Well, it's time for the MARATHON FROM DIAMOND JIM! 10 00:02:04,737 --> 00:02:05,704 that's it... 11 00:02:05,804 --> 00:02:09,205 There goes my selection of the best hot at the moment... 12 00:02:09,308 --> 00:02:13,210 ...including: "Entertainers fans 3: wet"... 13 00:02:13,312 --> 00:02:17,271 "Nurses 9: Mission Impossible" 14 00:02:17,349 --> 00:02:21,410 and of course "Naked Beauties 14: you can do it" 15 00:02:21,487 --> 00:02:25,389 Follow your favorite actresses, like Autumn Bliss... 16 00:02:25,658 --> 00:02:29,287 Give me a "T", give me an "A"! 17 00:02:29,428 --> 00:02:30,793 Daphne Cheeks... 18 00:02:31,897 --> 00:02:33,159 I'm so wet! 19 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:35,193 Suzie Diablo... 20 00:02:35,501 --> 00:02:36,627 Submit! 21 00:02:36,935 --> 00:02:40,996 and of course the richest ass and known to men: Bambi. 22 00:02:41,106 --> 00:02:43,233 I'm all yours. 23 00:02:43,475 --> 00:02:46,171 Wait, we have more for you! Call this number now! 24 00:02:46,311 --> 00:02:52,307 One of you could win these magnificent prizes. 25 00:02:52,451 --> 00:02:56,649 How about a Barca Lounger armchair? 26 00:02:56,755 --> 00:02:57,915 It's easy to clean. 27 00:02:58,023 --> 00:03:00,116 or how about a POntiac Fiero 86. 28 00:03:00,192 --> 00:03:01,386 Let's go! 29 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:04,691 all tuned for racing and such! 30 00:03:04,930 --> 00:03:06,056 Let's go! 31 00:03:06,131 --> 00:03:07,928 And the best prize of all! 32 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,763 Diamond Jim's porn booth 33 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:13,770 Autographed by me, Diamond Jim! 34 00:03:13,939 --> 00:03:16,339 All your dreams come true reality here. 35 00:03:16,442 --> 00:03:17,340 Relax and enjoy. 36 00:03:17,409 --> 00:03:19,343 Al�? Legal! 37 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,345 I? Lester Watts. W-A-T-T-S. 38 00:03:26,351 --> 00:03:27,409 I always wear boxer briefs. 39 00:03:27,486 --> 00:03:31,149 "His" size is between between 14 to 17 or 19 centimeters. 40 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:33,554 But it's very big. Devastating. 41 00:03:35,394 --> 00:03:39,353 -I did it last night, in the morning and just now. -I want cigarettes. 42 00:03:40,232 --> 00:03:41,699 "TIPS" If I had to choose... 43 00:03:42,768 --> 00:03:44,861 I would choose nipple clamps like a sex game. 44 00:03:47,906 --> 00:03:48,702 Don't have any more money for tips? 45 00:03:51,110 --> 00:03:53,475 What do I like most? 46 00:03:53,746 --> 00:03:55,873 Damn six year olds! 47 00:03:58,751 --> 00:04:02,278 No, no! I didn't mean that! Al�? I don't...Allah? 48 00:04:06,391 --> 00:04:09,986 Good heavens!...What's up! The guy of the moment! How are you? 49 00:04:10,429 --> 00:04:11,726 -How it was? -I achieved. 50 00:04:11,897 --> 00:04:12,727 -What? -Yes. 51 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:13,989 Did they really give it to you? 52 00:04:14,099 --> 00:04:16,795 Everything went well. I sat there, eye to eye... 53 00:04:17,936 --> 00:04:19,130 And they gave in to everything I asked. 54 00:04:19,204 --> 00:04:23,038 Super increase. Good job, Huge office. I will get it right. 55 00:04:23,342 --> 00:04:26,573 Tracy accepted that you leave her father's company? 56 00:04:26,779 --> 00:04:29,680 No, I didn't tell you. 57 00:04:29,815 --> 00:04:31,282 By God, man! 58 00:04:31,416 --> 00:04:34,874 You don't give her the credit she deserves man! She is an incredible woman right... 59 00:04:35,087 --> 00:04:37,214 and want the best for me, why... 60 00:04:37,289 --> 00:04:39,120 That's what's best for us. 61 00:04:39,224 --> 00:04:40,623 For the Tracy-Carl union, and... 62 00:04:44,863 --> 00:04:47,423 You just said unity Tracy-Carl? 63 00:04:49,401 --> 00:04:51,426 I've been with you since damn Dogdeball time. 64 00:04:51,537 --> 00:04:53,164 In the third series. 65 00:04:53,372 --> 00:04:55,897 Tim Wheaton knocked you out with a basketball... 66 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:58,032 And what did I do? I knocked the guy down and 67 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,338 I farted in his mouth. 68 00:04:59,444 --> 00:05:00,672 I know, and I thank you. 69 00:05:00,813 --> 00:05:02,440 You know I'm grateful for that. 70 00:05:02,548 --> 00:05:03,776 I know what's best for you... 71 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,617 If I were to cut off my balls... 72 00:05:06,718 --> 00:05:10,677 I would wait for a good friend to come and told me I was being an idiot. 73 00:05:10,823 --> 00:05:13,621 So Carl, as a friend... You're being an idiot. 74 00:05:13,725 --> 00:05:17,286 Lester, I promise you that everything will be fine. Beauty? 75 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:22,459 Everything will be fine. 76 00:05:23,168 --> 00:05:25,466 Are you crazy? 77 00:05:25,671 --> 00:05:27,571 Leave my signature father after... 78 00:05:27,639 --> 00:05:29,300 everything he did for you? For us? 79 00:05:29,408 --> 00:05:31,308 -I know, but... -The wedding... 80 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:34,811 It's a hundred thousand dollars. Who will pay? 81 00:05:34,913 --> 00:05:36,471 Of course, Daddy. 82 00:05:36,582 --> 00:05:38,812 The honeymoon? Daddy again. 83 00:05:38,917 --> 00:05:42,375 -He is very generous. -Why do you want to leave anyway? 84 00:05:42,487 --> 00:05:44,819 My brothers love that work, also my uncle Larry. 85 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:47,824 Mom always serves a homemade snack that... 86 00:05:47,893 --> 00:05:49,485 You say you like it a lot. 87 00:05:49,595 --> 00:05:53,497 That is, if you're not lying... 88 00:05:56,201 --> 00:05:58,829 You're not a liar, are you Carl? 89 00:05:58,937 --> 00:06:00,564 I'm not a liar. I love your mother's cooking. 90 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:02,004 I just think... 91 00:06:02,107 --> 00:06:04,667 Carl, keep this in mind... 92 00:06:04,776 --> 00:06:09,008 leave my father's firm is not in the cards. 93 00:06:09,114 --> 00:06:10,342 Are you okay, my dear? 94 00:06:10,549 --> 00:06:12,414 End of conversation. 95 00:06:15,888 --> 00:06:18,755 -Okay. Is the meat good? -You're just a little cold. 96 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:36,370 Good choice. Look, you don't even need to tell me. 97 00:06:37,476 --> 00:06:39,444 I want to guess. Beauty? 98 00:06:39,645 --> 00:06:43,137 You sat there, eye to eye, and she shunned you. Are you wrong? 99 00:06:43,649 --> 00:06:47,050 Have the same job, without increase, in the same office... 100 00:06:47,252 --> 00:06:49,550 Like in what series? "The works". 101 00:06:50,155 --> 00:06:52,055 It's on Monday mornings. Welcome to hell. 102 00:06:52,925 --> 00:06:55,223 Come on, why is she Always so mad at you? 103 00:06:55,427 --> 00:06:56,621 What's up man! 104 00:06:57,930 --> 00:07:04,233 -My friend must have been possessed. -I think I should buy her something special... 105 00:07:05,604 --> 00:07:07,231 But it was also creative... 106 00:07:07,606 --> 00:07:10,666 Give her a retard with a box of colored pencils. 107 00:07:10,776 --> 00:07:12,243 With a sharpener... 108 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:15,245 So that he points them out and can make a mess of her face. 109 00:07:15,948 --> 00:07:18,416 -Fuck you! -I'm not going to fuck off. 110 00:07:18,684 --> 00:07:20,447 Retarded people like colored pencils. 111 00:07:21,286 --> 00:07:22,583 What are you doing? No no no! 112 00:07:22,955 --> 00:07:24,923 -Don't do that. -I'm not going to call her. 113 00:07:25,057 --> 00:07:27,924 -Who are you going to call then? -I'll call to refuse the job. 114 00:07:28,126 --> 00:07:30,924 No need to call now. Wait for the weekend. 115 00:07:31,029 --> 00:07:34,658 Why? What will happen this weekend? 116 00:07:52,985 --> 00:07:54,282 Did you buy this? 117 00:07:56,989 --> 00:07:58,047 I don't know. 118 00:07:58,557 --> 00:08:02,960 I was really crazy all week. But I think I won it. 119 00:08:03,328 --> 00:08:05,956 I just remember doing some calls to a strip show. 120 00:08:06,098 --> 00:08:08,623 I hope I didn't buy it, because it looks expensive. 121 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,800 -Besides, I couldn't pay it. -True? 122 00:08:11,003 --> 00:08:12,470 And I'm the one who should rethink my life? 123 00:08:13,005 --> 00:08:14,165 Yes, yes you should. 124 00:08:16,008 --> 00:08:17,168 Let's turn on the cabin then. 125 00:08:19,011 --> 00:08:21,309 This is an expensive piece of history. 126 00:08:21,513 --> 00:08:25,313 It's classic. Just put in some coins, and then just enjoy. 127 00:08:25,684 --> 00:08:28,050 -Thanks to the ancients. -If you have a story, just link it? 128 00:08:32,024 --> 00:08:34,322 -It works! -It seems so. 129 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,620 Let's prove it. 130 00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:38,053 Come on! 131 00:08:39,031 --> 00:08:41,864 It's like a time machine, for the glory days of porn. 132 00:08:42,034 --> 00:08:44,002 It's good. Why don't I feel Do you miss those times? 133 00:08:45,871 --> 00:08:48,999 This is a porn cabin by Diamond Jim. Did you understand? 134 00:08:49,141 --> 00:08:53,510 -Do you know who Diamond Jim is? -No. I don't know. 135 00:08:54,379 --> 00:08:56,847 Imagine Spielberg. This type of influence this guy has... 136 00:08:56,948 --> 00:08:59,007 in the porn world. 137 00:08:59,151 --> 00:09:03,178 Before Diamond Jim, porn it was sinister, dirty and hairy. 138 00:09:03,288 --> 00:09:05,313 Diamond Jim changed everything. 139 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:10,360 "DJ" made porn fun. And that's what's missing man. 140 00:09:10,495 --> 00:09:13,020 And fun and a pacifier is what you won't have... 141 00:09:13,165 --> 00:09:14,359 -with "you-know-who". -OK. 142 00:09:14,499 --> 00:09:17,024 -And not for you...she's the one who doesn't do that. -� inappropriate. 143 00:09:17,135 --> 00:09:18,261 She is a right girl. 144 00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:20,928 Enter this cabin and see real women. 145 00:09:21,073 --> 00:09:22,097 Genius. 146 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:26,707 -Carl! -What? 147 00:09:26,845 --> 00:09:29,040 -Trust me. Enter. -I'm not going in there. 148 00:09:29,147 --> 00:09:32,548 It's old, what does it mean that is used or dirty. 149 00:09:33,552 --> 00:09:35,213 -Don't you like dirty things? -No. 150 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,844 -No need to sit in the armchair. -Creed. 151 00:09:37,989 --> 00:09:39,047 Let's go! 152 00:09:39,758 --> 00:09:41,225 Carl, trust me! 153 00:09:47,432 --> 00:09:48,558 Choose your scenario. 154 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,894 CRAZY AND HOT NURSES. 155 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,730 FRATERNITY NURSES 156 00:09:52,938 --> 00:09:55,406 NURSES OF NURSES. It has something to do with nurses. 157 00:09:55,474 --> 00:09:59,069 They're cool. Okay Carl? They help us. 158 00:09:59,211 --> 00:10:02,078 FRATERNITY SURPRISE. 159 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:04,080 Holy shit, "SURPRISE OF FRATERNITY" is very expensive! 160 00:10:04,182 --> 00:10:06,082 -I don't believe it. No, no and no. -Why? 161 00:10:06,184 --> 00:10:09,085 -BROTHERHOOD SURPRISE, never heard of it? -Never. 162 00:10:09,221 --> 00:10:11,985 is the masterpiece of Diamond Jim. 163 00:10:12,124 --> 00:10:15,423 Epic, days of recordings, he even disappeared from the map. 164 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,256 Some say Diamond Jim came back high... 165 00:10:17,362 --> 00:10:18,420 when he finished it. 166 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:21,599 Others say it was the cocaine in his cereal. 167 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,099 But here it is! 168 00:10:23,201 --> 00:10:25,965 Friend... choose your scenario. 169 00:10:26,471 --> 00:10:28,996 -That will make you happy. -I hope so. 170 00:10:30,475 --> 00:10:34,104 Beauty! Let's get started. 171 00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:39,110 Are you the one doing this? 172 00:10:40,485 --> 00:10:43,283 What's going on? Why is this happening? 173 00:10:43,388 --> 00:10:45,618 When will it stop? Stop it!! 174 00:10:46,324 --> 00:10:48,121 Wow! Dude, down! 175 00:11:03,742 --> 00:11:07,803 Wow! That was intense! Are you cool? 176 00:11:07,913 --> 00:11:09,141 I believe so. 177 00:11:09,915 --> 00:11:13,817 Where are we? Carl, come on! Let's go! 178 00:11:19,858 --> 00:11:21,655 -Quiet! -Hands up! 179 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,422 -I said quiet! -Hands up! 180 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:28,896 -Quiet or with your hand up? -Shut up, raph! Britney, handcuff him. 181 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:38,836 -I located a weapon here. -It's not what you think. 182 00:11:39,211 --> 00:11:41,679 Is that alcohol I smell on your breath? 183 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,509 Officer, we did nothing wrong. 184 00:11:45,884 --> 00:11:50,514 Oh huh? How to cross the street making noise was not a crime. 185 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:53,591 -Invented? -Officer, seriously, I know you from somewhere. 186 00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:54,851 And you too. 187 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,520 From school? I sold marijuana here. 188 00:11:57,729 --> 00:11:59,697 Well, not exactly. But how do I know you? 189 00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:01,857 -Hey, hey? -Shut up! 190 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,363 Oh my God! 191 00:12:13,078 --> 00:12:14,545 Is that what people in uniforms can do? 192 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:18,376 DEEP VALLEY POLICE. 193 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:46,975 Want to take the blame or go to jail? 194 00:12:47,779 --> 00:12:52,580 Because Rod Cannon knows everything about you. It just depends on the "numbers". 195 00:12:57,188 --> 00:13:00,680 I already understand. It will be so then no! 196 00:13:00,892 --> 00:13:03,588 That's you, smart guy. Just for small talk? 197 00:13:03,795 --> 00:13:05,558 Listen to me and it's good to listen well. 198 00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:09,632 You must think well, and do as I say. 199 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:13,930 Or you'll be dead in the middle from Judas' cafund�s. 200 00:13:20,312 --> 00:13:24,681 Was the gun your face? Certainty? 201 00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:30,944 Get rid of this parasite from my sight. 202 00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:49,907 Well, well...What do we have here? 203 00:13:50,108 --> 00:13:54,807 Another piece of meat. 204 00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:09,158 If you do this again I'll send you straight to the hole, see. 205 00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:14,595 Wait, wait,...Just listen, okay? 206 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:17,233 All I know is that I was with my friend... 207 00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:21,838 and the last thing I remember They are lights and sounds and... 208 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,008 Suddenly we were already on the ground. 209 00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:27,508 There were police officers. Cops with big tits. 210 00:14:29,381 --> 00:14:31,474 They kicked me in the balls and then they arrested me. 211 00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:33,708 And now I'm here. That's all I know. 212 00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:37,479 Do you think I no longer Have I heard this story before? 213 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,446 Better get used to it, bitches. 214 00:15:09,254 --> 00:15:12,155 You're a bitch! Tramp! 215 00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:15,982 -Shut up bitch! -Force me, dog! 216 00:15:20,765 --> 00:15:22,062 Don't get hurt. 217 00:15:26,604 --> 00:15:27,730 Wait... 218 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:32,068 Haven't we already met? Or something like that? 219 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:36,907 I don't know. I see marginals like you every day. 220 00:15:39,617 --> 00:15:42,780 Oh my God! You are... 221 00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:46,920 Suzie... Suzie Diablo. 222 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:53,253 You see... we can do this lighter way... 223 00:15:53,364 --> 00:15:56,856 but also in the heaviest way. 224 00:15:58,303 --> 00:16:01,431 Wait. I know the answer because I remember the next line. 225 00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:05,708 -Yes -Could it be heavy mode? 226 00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:07,103 Yes! 227 00:16:11,149 --> 00:16:12,980 Damn you did it! 228 00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:42,639 Girls, do you want... because it is open. 229 00:16:43,181 --> 00:16:44,978 No. We are fine. 230 00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:48,714 They're fine. It's good. 231 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:59,990 One way or another I will tell me what I want to know. 232 00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:04,900 -Not even if I have to "suck" it from you. -I won't talk. 233 00:17:05,703 --> 00:17:08,866 It won't make me talk. You're going to have to give me a lot of tongue. 234 00:17:09,274 --> 00:17:11,708 Lester! Oh my God! 235 00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:13,173 What is he doing here? 236 00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:15,371 It's okay, he's my friend. 237 00:17:15,547 --> 00:17:18,914 He doesn't understand, she needs information. I can explain everything. 238 00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:22,883 -Explain later. Let's go. -You can't escape! 239 00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:26,054 I'll come after you until get what I want! 240 00:17:29,894 --> 00:17:32,886 Let's go! Let's go! Excuse me. 241 00:17:46,077 --> 00:17:47,271 Oh my God! 242 00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:54,015 What? 243 00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:14,571 Hi Rod! HI Rod! 244 00:18:15,273 --> 00:18:16,570 This way! 245 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,579 It was all my fault! 246 00:18:28,386 --> 00:18:29,751 Don't worry partner. 247 00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:31,585 We will search from house to house. 248 00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:35,455 And we'll find these guys before the film ends. 249 00:18:35,627 --> 00:18:37,595 -Really? -For sure. 250 00:18:47,705 --> 00:18:49,172 -What it was? -Get a little fiery. 251 00:18:50,308 --> 00:18:54,711 Horny pear! Rod is always ready to cash in, you know. 252 00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:57,281 But because of these... these marginals of these suckers. 253 00:18:57,348 --> 00:19:00,146 Of these z� alleys z� Man, I lose the pressure. 254 00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:02,986 There are many problems. Now it's their time. 255 00:19:04,155 --> 00:19:07,488 -Okay, I guess. -Beauty. 256 00:19:17,201 --> 00:19:20,295 Oh god! My t-shirt it was so wet! 257 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,673 Damn! It's so cold! 258 00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:28,645 Look! Now there's more Wetter than you! 259 00:19:29,683 --> 00:19:30,741 I have more! 260 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:34,809 Well, now girls, you're both so wet. Now let's vote. 261 00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:37,019 Yes, Miss Bliss. 262 00:19:37,123 --> 00:19:40,650 Who is wetter? Brandi or Mandi? 263 00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:43,194 I also want to play. 264 00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:48,191 Now you are the wettest. 265 00:19:50,004 --> 00:19:51,528 Have you ever seen something like this? 266 00:19:53,974 --> 00:19:56,670 Yes. I've seen it man. 267 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:00,677 It's the first scene of "Talking about naughty sex with schoolgirls." 268 00:20:00,848 --> 00:20:04,443 -Stop messing around, man. It's serious. -It's not a joke. 269 00:20:04,552 --> 00:20:06,747 I don't know how to show you that this is serious. 270 00:20:07,188 --> 00:20:11,147 Look, they'll say something like "wow, It was the wettest time I got." 271 00:20:11,726 --> 00:20:13,493 How is it? 272 00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:20,459 Wow, that was the time I got wetter. 273 00:20:20,402 --> 00:20:21,369 What? 274 00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:26,541 Oh man, the girl from the police station, the one who questioned me... 275 00:20:26,641 --> 00:20:28,074 Her name is Suzie Diablo. 276 00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:30,007 It's a porn star. He has a black belt in... 277 00:20:30,078 --> 00:20:32,205 sadomasochism and causes many problems... 278 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,044 -And this cat... -Beauty girls! 279 00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:37,749 Her name is Autumn Bliss. 280 00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:41,222 is the president of Tri Pi fraternity. 281 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:45,384 Keeps the girls in line. Very horny. And this other... 282 00:20:46,094 --> 00:20:48,392 � Daphne Cheeks, THE BLONDE. 283 00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:51,728 is a specialist in water sports, if That's who understands me. It's one of my favorites... 284 00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:57,897 And in 5...4...3...2...1... 285 00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:02,909 This is Bambi Cummings. 286 00:21:05,881 --> 00:21:09,476 It's the best of the best, Carl. 287 00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:11,416 -Let me take Bambi. -Thanks. 288 00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:18,017 -Hi girls! -Hi Bambi. 289 00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:19,759 Hi Bambi. 290 00:21:20,629 --> 00:21:22,028 End of conversation man. 291 00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:28,459 Carl, we should consider the possibility... 292 00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:31,767 that we die from electrocution There in the cabin. 293 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,170 And now, somehow, we are in paradise. 294 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,778 -Thank you dad.. -No, no. 295 00:21:38,914 --> 00:21:41,109 This is a dream Very crazy, yes. 296 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:45,949 At any moment, I will wake up and everything will be as before. 297 00:21:46,154 --> 00:21:47,644 Well, not exactly. 298 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:49,454 Diamond Jim. 299 00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:54,051 In the flesh, partner. And please call me DJ. 300 00:21:54,296 --> 00:21:56,821 DJ, please tell me that this is a dream. 301 00:21:56,932 --> 00:21:58,797 Or are we dead? 302 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,159 -The answer is yes and no. -I told you! 303 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:06,597 On the one hand, they are in an alternative form of existence... 304 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,972 that could be similar with a dream. 305 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,706 But since they are physically here... 306 00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:13,074 They no longer exist where they came from. 307 00:22:13,149 --> 00:22:15,140 -So, technically you are dead. -Yes! 308 00:22:15,318 --> 00:22:17,809 But they are here and they are alive. 309 00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:21,680 So wait. Are you saying... 310 00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:29,963 that we traveled to a kind of parallel porn world? 311 00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:33,832 Or rather, if I may, to a kind of porn village? 312 00:22:33,903 --> 00:22:36,701 Well, if you see it as porn and it smells like porn... 313 00:22:36,873 --> 00:22:42,368 It must be porn! Yes yes! Thank you, thank you. 314 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:46,506 -No, no, no. This isn't happening. -Yes, it's happening, Carl. 315 00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:49,317 You are here for a reason. 316 00:22:50,253 --> 00:22:52,187 And like every great journey... 317 00:22:53,155 --> 00:22:55,715 This adventure has a goal. 318 00:22:56,425 --> 00:22:57,449 Or something like that. 319 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,720 Cool, I like traveling that are full of meaning. 320 00:22:59,896 --> 00:23:05,857 If you knew the way to this alternative porn world... 321 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,333 I could find my way home. 322 00:23:07,436 --> 00:23:12,635 Carl, you can't leave until you complete the journey. 323 00:23:12,909 --> 00:23:15,173 You can't advance it. Do you understand me? 324 00:23:16,112 --> 00:23:18,546 Well, these are the rules. Listen. 325 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,407 There are no rules! 326 00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:24,749 -Be quiet. -Wait. 327 00:23:25,922 --> 00:23:27,549 Are there any? 328 00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,919 Shit. I don't remember now. But do what you want. 329 00:23:32,061 --> 00:23:33,358 That's the best, right? 330 00:23:33,462 --> 00:23:37,455 One piece of advice: Keep it simple. 331 00:23:42,405 --> 00:23:45,374 It's gone. What a son of a bitch. 332 00:23:46,475 --> 00:23:47,908 Good. We can't stay hidden here, no. 333 00:23:49,211 --> 00:23:53,671 We can hide inside. There's an abandoned attic there. 334 00:23:53,783 --> 00:23:56,650 -How do you know that? -I saw it in "Hot Kitchen 9"... 335 00:23:56,719 --> 00:23:58,482 The girls have a board of spiritualism that vibrates... 336 00:23:58,587 --> 00:24:01,647 Because he was cursed by a ghost who had a 30 cm dick. 337 00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:05,090 The "Dick Ness Monster", which lives in the attic they don't use. 338 00:24:06,629 --> 00:24:08,563 They must have been inseparable, right? 339 00:24:08,631 --> 00:24:11,099 -Yes. -Well, let's go. 340 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:14,566 -Beauty. But first, we have to Hide here for another 5 minutes. 341 00:24:14,637 --> 00:24:15,194 Why? 342 00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:16,794 They are almost starting an orgy. 343 00:24:19,642 --> 00:24:21,109 Good. Let's go then. 344 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,220 Man, this is so crazy! 345 00:24:38,861 --> 00:24:40,089 -Look at this! -What? 346 00:24:40,196 --> 00:24:43,131 Check it out! Seriously! 347 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,723 Why do they need all this? What is it for? 348 00:24:46,002 --> 00:24:46,969 I don't understand. 349 00:25:01,484 --> 00:25:03,247 -Wow, it was so much fun. -True. 350 00:25:03,386 --> 00:25:06,844 But the party is just beginning. Look what I have here. 351 00:25:14,297 --> 00:25:16,857 -Is there chocolate there? -Yes. 352 00:25:18,269 --> 00:25:19,668 It's nice and cold. 353 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:25,376 -Don't forget the cherry girls. -We won't forget Miss Bliss. 354 00:25:49,401 --> 00:25:50,800 No, no, no... 355 00:25:52,971 --> 00:25:54,495 -Lester, we should go. -They forgot the cherries. 356 00:25:54,573 --> 00:25:58,509 -No, no, no, we should go. -They forgot the cherries, man. 357 00:25:59,978 --> 00:26:04,039 We should go man. Stop! Stop! 358 00:26:17,996 --> 00:26:19,588 -I'll take Mr. Boo-Boo. -Good idea! 359 00:26:20,766 --> 00:26:22,131 I am going to take a bath. 360 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,332 But I always wash it. 361 00:26:47,192 --> 00:26:50,093 -That's right, I forgot. -Silly. 362 00:26:58,504 --> 00:27:02,873 -You can change here. -Better, I'll see you in the shower! 363 00:27:04,243 --> 00:27:05,107 -Beauty. -Beauty. 364 00:28:31,096 --> 00:28:34,862 -Who are you? What are you doing here in my closet? -Sorry, I can explain. 365 00:28:34,967 --> 00:28:39,063 -Speak quickly or I'll start screaming. -Don't scream, please. Well... 366 00:28:39,238 --> 00:28:43,470 I came from a cabin. A cabin of films. But it wasn't quite that. 367 00:28:43,675 --> 00:28:47,475 It was like a dimensional portal. 368 00:28:47,613 --> 00:28:50,377 -Do you really want to know? -Yes I want. 369 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:55,980 Quality control ma'am. 370 00:28:57,923 --> 00:29:00,949 I'm inspecting these little animals. 371 00:29:02,594 --> 00:29:04,494 I guess I'll have to take them. 372 00:29:04,630 --> 00:29:10,500 -What? Mr. Boo-Boo too? -Especially Mr. Boo-Boo. 373 00:29:12,537 --> 00:29:15,768 So, are you from space? 374 00:29:17,109 --> 00:29:18,906 -Not exactly. -Are you going to eat me? 375 00:29:19,711 --> 00:29:22,111 No! No! I won't do anything to you. 376 00:29:22,381 --> 00:29:24,406 Just... I just need to go back home. 377 00:29:25,951 --> 00:29:27,248 Sir... 378 00:29:27,352 --> 00:29:31,254 Sure you have What to take all of them? 379 00:29:31,356 --> 00:29:32,914 Certainty. 380 00:29:34,092 --> 00:29:37,118 And there's nothing I can do... 381 00:29:37,296 --> 00:29:39,526 Why would you change your mind? 382 00:29:40,632 --> 00:29:43,157 Well...I... 383 00:29:46,805 --> 00:29:48,329 I think... 384 00:30:19,971 --> 00:30:21,302 And where did you land? 385 00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:24,975 I don't know. We ended up in an alley. 386 00:30:26,345 --> 00:30:29,314 But then they immediately arrested me. Everything It went by so fast that I didn't... 387 00:30:30,015 --> 00:30:32,313 It seems like everything goes stay bad with you. 388 00:30:33,618 --> 00:30:35,051 RODSROD 389 00:30:45,831 --> 00:30:49,392 The delegate is very crazy who has the business in his teeth. 390 00:30:49,501 --> 00:30:51,799 -I didn't understand what he was saying to me. -Deputy Cannon always does 391 00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:53,360 whatever. 392 00:30:53,538 --> 00:30:55,904 -Hide. -Will you help us? 393 00:30:56,007 --> 00:30:57,998 -Of course, silly. -Thanks. 394 00:31:05,784 --> 00:31:08,878 Daphne, hide them quickly! Rod is here. 395 00:31:08,987 --> 00:31:11,785 Rod Cannon? The big dick of justice, Rod Cannon? 396 00:31:13,725 --> 00:31:17,821 -Did he interrogate you? -Yes, something like that. 397 00:31:19,498 --> 00:31:23,901 What the fuck man! We can't be caught by him. 398 00:31:25,003 --> 00:31:28,632 He always does what he wants. Do you know what I'm talking about? 399 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:31,937 I almost never know what you're into refers, and now is no exception. 400 00:31:41,052 --> 00:31:45,148 Well, if it isn't Rod Cannon. 401 00:31:48,026 --> 00:31:51,621 -Good afternoon, Miss Bliss. -What can we do for you? 402 00:31:51,763 --> 00:31:54,061 -Official matters. -Rod... 403 00:31:55,267 --> 00:31:58,395 You know guys don't climb here without my supervision. 404 00:31:59,905 --> 00:32:03,272 Like I told you babe, it's official. 405 00:32:09,915 --> 00:32:10,939 Here it comes. 406 00:32:25,997 --> 00:32:27,294 Abram. Police. 407 00:32:27,999 --> 00:32:30,297 Hi guys, how are you? 408 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:36,440 Get out of there, please. I need take a look inside. 409 00:32:37,843 --> 00:32:40,209 It's good. Is something wrong? 410 00:32:40,512 --> 00:32:42,002 This is confidential. 411 00:32:44,549 --> 00:32:45,777 Good. 412 00:32:46,718 --> 00:32:48,310 -Have fun. -Beauty. 413 00:32:56,962 --> 00:32:59,726 Girls, did you see something strange around here? 414 00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:08,828 What's funny? 415 00:33:11,843 --> 00:33:13,811 Rod, is there something for should we worry here? 416 00:33:17,349 --> 00:33:21,479 I'm working to figure this out. And it's Deputy Cannon for you. 417 00:33:21,987 --> 00:33:24,683 I'm the one asking here. Did you understand? 418 00:33:26,324 --> 00:33:27,586 -Turn it off! -I don't know how. 419 00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:29,654 Since when have you had this? 420 00:33:33,999 --> 00:33:36,160 Since when do you want I have it? 421 00:33:46,545 --> 00:33:49,537 -Rod, tell us what's happening. -Nothing that can't be changed. 422 00:33:49,614 --> 00:33:51,775 There are two criminals on the run. They already know me. 423 00:33:54,886 --> 00:33:57,548 -I always find my men. -Put it in the window. 424 00:34:06,164 --> 00:34:08,689 1...2...3... 425 00:34:23,815 --> 00:34:27,012 -Did you hear something? -No, no. 426 00:34:36,227 --> 00:34:38,559 Very good. I think my work ended here. 427 00:34:40,665 --> 00:34:43,133 Thanks Rod, We have your contact. 428 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,364 My God! 429 00:34:46,605 --> 00:34:47,572 My God! 430 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:50,970 My God! 431 00:34:51,076 --> 00:34:55,445 -We have to take them to the hospital. -We don't need doctors. 432 00:34:56,047 --> 00:34:59,949 Yes, maybe some instrument There help you get home. 433 00:35:00,952 --> 00:35:04,444 Beauty. Thanks. That was cool. Yes it was. 434 00:35:04,522 --> 00:35:08,151 I'll do my hair first. -Fix your hair, cool. 435 00:35:10,295 --> 00:35:11,626 What are you doing? 436 00:35:11,763 --> 00:35:15,859 Don't you think you're taking a risk? much for this stranger? 437 00:35:16,968 --> 00:35:20,631 You know me. I always liked de chupar os novatos. 438 00:35:24,309 --> 00:35:27,506 Poor Carl, so cute and without anyone. 439 00:35:27,646 --> 00:35:29,011 Olha pra eles. 440 00:35:33,652 --> 00:35:38,112 So every day these suckers are out there. 441 00:35:38,189 --> 00:35:39,281 Isso � vergonhoso. 442 00:35:39,658 --> 00:35:42,786 Shameful not just for me, but as for all of you. 443 00:35:43,428 --> 00:35:48,127 No one can get away after I check out a location. 444 00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:50,633 N�o sob o meu comando. N�o no meu comando. 445 00:35:51,736 --> 00:35:54,000 Sir, I have a warm one for you. 446 00:35:55,674 --> 00:35:58,142 That's not it. Os rapazes were seen at the hospital. 447 00:35:58,576 --> 00:36:00,407 Diablo, go to the hospital. 448 00:36:00,545 --> 00:36:02,638 Dick, Lance, ao Campus. 449 00:36:02,747 --> 00:36:04,647 Quero estes vagabundos here until dark. 450 00:36:04,749 --> 00:36:06,683 Or there will be hell here for you. 451 00:36:06,785 --> 00:36:11,017 Get out of here. Move, come on, move. 452 00:36:11,489 --> 00:36:13,184 There, there, go! 453 00:36:16,327 --> 00:36:17,316 MAIN ENTRANCE, EMERGENCY. 454 00:36:17,429 --> 00:36:18,657 The pink zone is where we will leave them. 455 00:36:23,034 --> 00:36:26,026 We have a lumbar contusion. I need 600 gallons of Taxomin. 456 00:36:27,305 --> 00:36:29,671 Why is all this? Where did you study medicine? 457 00:36:30,175 --> 00:36:33,702 This one has "humus erectus". And it's...huge! 458 00:36:37,115 --> 00:36:38,673 What are you guys doing? 459 00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:42,950 Doctor, are they going to be okay? 460 00:36:43,054 --> 00:36:47,354 Not well. But soon they will be. 461 00:36:47,459 --> 00:36:51,862 -Is there anything we can do? -I'll think of something. 462 00:36:51,963 --> 00:36:53,055 It's good. 463 00:37:01,473 --> 00:37:04,499 -What are you doing? -I have to get out of here. 464 00:37:04,576 --> 00:37:05,600 I can't waste any more time. 465 00:37:05,744 --> 00:37:07,371 I have to find the portal and go home. 466 00:37:07,545 --> 00:37:08,876 Let's get Lester and get out of here. 467 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:12,211 -I can't. -Maybe yes. 468 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:15,718 I have a cheerleading test to take. And it's tomorrow morning. 469 00:37:16,387 --> 00:37:19,083 Furthermore, we can raise suspicions. 470 00:37:20,358 --> 00:37:23,486 I understand. Have you ever They did so much for us... 471 00:37:24,529 --> 00:37:26,895 But I want to help them. After you talk to Lester... 472 00:37:26,998 --> 00:37:30,627 go to Casa Pi and we will find a safe place to hide them. 473 00:37:31,069 --> 00:37:33,401 It's good. Thank you Bambi. 474 00:37:34,139 --> 00:37:36,607 I promise, see. Good luck. 475 00:37:42,847 --> 00:37:45,748 Good luck to you too. Thank you... 476 00:37:59,464 --> 00:38:00,556 Where are they? 477 00:38:13,645 --> 00:38:17,103 Hi girls, Do you want to do it with me? 478 00:38:17,482 --> 00:38:18,881 Do you want to do it? 479 00:38:19,651 --> 00:38:21,312 Are you ready for your bath? 480 00:38:22,287 --> 00:38:23,447 Yes. 481 00:38:29,828 --> 00:38:30,988 Now turn around. 482 00:38:32,263 --> 00:38:33,457 Yes. 483 00:38:33,565 --> 00:38:35,362 We always start from the back. 484 00:38:36,668 --> 00:38:39,796 But don't worry, always we finish a little later. 485 00:38:43,174 --> 00:38:48,339 -So, does that excite you? -Not much. You're kidding. 486 00:38:50,682 --> 00:38:52,309 Let's go downstairs. 487 00:38:56,454 --> 00:38:58,684 Dr. Bushwood, get ready for an injection. 488 00:38:59,591 --> 00:39:01,991 Dr. Bushwood, get ready for a big injection. 489 00:39:02,927 --> 00:39:04,292 What? Does it bubble? 490 00:39:11,336 --> 00:39:12,928 That felt painful. 491 00:39:13,738 --> 00:39:15,137 Hi "Lestie". 492 00:39:15,473 --> 00:39:18,033 Dr. Dick Low, call from gynecology. 493 00:39:20,678 --> 00:39:23,169 Hmm, kitten, it looks like I'm naked. 494 00:39:23,281 --> 00:39:27,012 I didn't like you have run away from me. 495 00:39:28,152 --> 00:39:32,452 But it was a matter of time. Look, I'm not going anywhere... 496 00:39:32,557 --> 00:39:36,015 So, I think the time has come. Do you understand what I say? 497 00:39:38,496 --> 00:39:39,520 What is this? 498 00:39:46,404 --> 00:39:49,134 I promise you it won't even hurt. 499 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,732 You mean a lot of pain, right? 500 00:39:54,245 --> 00:39:56,338 Honestly... Does it hurt? 501 00:39:57,181 --> 00:40:01,550 -Yes. -Wait, you don't want to do this. 502 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,148 I don't want it? 503 00:40:04,222 --> 00:40:06,554 Dr Jellyfinger! Dr Jellyfinger! 504 00:40:06,925 --> 00:40:08,222 -Dr. Jellyfinger -It's not me. 505 00:40:08,326 --> 00:40:10,055 -Your patient is waiting for you. -I have no patients. 506 00:40:11,062 --> 00:40:12,359 And if I tell you... 507 00:40:16,401 --> 00:40:19,564 What if I told you I'm a virgin? 508 00:40:23,274 --> 00:40:25,902 What shit! I'm really fucked. Do it soon! 509 00:40:39,190 --> 00:40:41,590 Doctor, good to see you. 510 00:40:43,194 --> 00:40:44,718 So... 511 00:40:44,829 --> 00:40:48,390 What's the problem? 512 00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,096 My nipples. 513 00:40:52,971 --> 00:40:54,529 It has a rare taste. 514 00:40:56,844 --> 00:41:00,405 Well, excuse me please... 515 00:41:06,287 --> 00:41:07,811 How weird! 516 00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:12,156 Carl, help me! 517 00:41:18,799 --> 00:41:22,200 -Not a word about that huh. -I don't know what you're talking about. 518 00:41:22,269 --> 00:41:23,668 Beauty! Nothing huh! 519 00:41:27,842 --> 00:41:29,241 There! My legs! 520 00:41:33,514 --> 00:41:36,540 This is where we land! Where we fell. 521 00:41:36,617 --> 00:41:40,144 Don't even care! Let's go, because She's coming with that thing! Let's go! 522 00:41:40,554 --> 00:41:41,521 Let's go! 523 00:41:46,527 --> 00:41:48,051 -Okay. -It's still there! 524 00:41:49,430 --> 00:41:50,761 -Look, I... -Don't touch me! 525 00:41:51,899 --> 00:41:55,858 I'm going to count to three, okay? Keep it there. 526 00:41:56,704 --> 00:41:57,898 Um... 527 00:42:05,513 --> 00:42:07,310 Never say a word about it, see! 528 00:42:07,381 --> 00:42:08,746 Never! Never! 529 00:42:08,816 --> 00:42:11,876 I will never say. Seriously. I would never do that. 530 00:42:15,356 --> 00:42:16,687 Come on, come on! 531 00:42:22,296 --> 00:42:23,285 You didn't use lubricant. 532 00:42:25,232 --> 00:42:31,694 I want these marginals in my jail. 533 00:42:32,073 --> 00:42:34,234 Otherwise, it will cost you badge. Was I clear? 534 00:42:36,744 --> 00:42:38,075 Move! 535 00:42:44,952 --> 00:42:46,852 Tell me more about yourself. 536 00:42:47,421 --> 00:42:51,084 Well, I'm 21 years old and I'm a Capricorn. 537 00:42:51,192 --> 00:42:53,353 Weight 50 kg. 538 00:42:53,427 --> 00:42:55,827 My measurements are 90-60-90. 539 00:42:55,930 --> 00:42:58,296 I get excited about dinner by candlelight, 540 00:42:58,365 --> 00:42:59,525 with faces that make me laugh... 541 00:42:59,633 --> 00:43:01,692 with long bubble baths, and with that you will make me smile... 542 00:43:01,769 --> 00:43:03,361 all night! 543 00:43:05,272 --> 00:43:08,935 But, do you know what you're getting? Lately I have been thinking about other things. 544 00:43:09,110 --> 00:43:13,604 New things. But I think that There is more to this than sex. 545 00:43:14,949 --> 00:43:17,941 God! I mean that... I always think about sex! 546 00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:20,644 Sex. Sex. Sex. 547 00:43:21,222 --> 00:43:23,622 It seems like something is missing. 548 00:43:24,725 --> 00:43:27,853 Yes, like love, perhaps. 549 00:43:28,295 --> 00:43:30,855 Love. What are you referring to? 550 00:43:31,732 --> 00:43:33,097 Good, you, love. 551 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,361 When you have sex with someone you love... 552 00:43:35,469 --> 00:43:36,834 the sex is much better! 553 00:43:36,937 --> 00:43:41,567 -Should I have sex with people I love? -Yes definitely. 554 00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:44,373 How do you know when you're in love? 555 00:43:45,379 --> 00:43:47,142 This is a great mystery. 556 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:52,977 Maybe, when something comes out of the other person's eyes... 557 00:43:53,154 --> 00:43:53,984 that comes and catches you... 558 00:43:54,155 --> 00:43:56,783 or maybe with the shape how the person treats you. 559 00:43:57,424 --> 00:43:59,688 In the way she understands you, listens to you. 560 00:44:01,162 --> 00:44:05,997 -Let's have sex now! -What? 561 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,803 Do you want it...now? I have to go to the bathroom. 562 00:44:10,905 --> 00:44:12,566 What? Don't you love me? 563 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:17,407 That's not it. You should... Just wait a little bit. 564 00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:25,347 So he was out of San Antonio in a cold January. 565 00:44:25,452 --> 00:44:27,420 I was in a Pentecost church... 566 00:44:27,521 --> 00:44:28,920 with Ruby Jo Greenberg. 567 00:44:28,989 --> 00:44:31,014 We went on foot, with old "Jeff Red Cloud". 568 00:44:31,192 --> 00:44:35,424 And we took turns between doses of cacha�a... 569 00:44:35,496 --> 00:44:37,487 and tequila near the southern border. 570 00:44:37,565 --> 00:44:38,964 I would take a dreamcatcher... 571 00:44:39,033 --> 00:44:40,694 Do you want to stop thinking and fuck me? 572 00:44:43,204 --> 00:44:44,330 Yes, it's good. 573 00:44:47,508 --> 00:44:51,944 Good. Some people say It's not cheating if it's in another state. 574 00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:54,445 So how can I be cheating... 575 00:44:54,615 --> 00:44:57,049 If I'm in another dimension? 576 00:44:57,851 --> 00:44:59,546 Don't say that man. Listen... 577 00:45:00,888 --> 00:45:04,346 Come on, that's what you'll do. Is it good? 578 00:45:04,491 --> 00:45:07,551 You will go there and be a man. 579 00:45:07,895 --> 00:45:11,729 I think you need to give yourself realize that this is no joke. 580 00:45:11,899 --> 00:45:14,834 At least realize that we can stay here... 581 00:45:14,902 --> 00:45:15,766 trapped forever. 582 00:45:16,370 --> 00:45:19,396 I think you are exaggerating a little. 583 00:45:20,441 --> 00:45:23,376 As soon as we get these hotties 584 00:45:23,477 --> 00:45:24,637 everything will be fine. 585 00:45:24,745 --> 00:45:27,737 I have a life Which one should I return to? 586 00:45:27,815 --> 00:45:30,079 A real life! Wait one moment. Let me see.... 587 00:45:30,251 --> 00:45:33,414 -We have a dog! -Charlie! 588 00:45:35,756 --> 00:45:37,087 Charlie, that's right. 589 00:45:37,858 --> 00:45:42,591 Well, I propose the following: If I leave all this here... 590 00:45:43,264 --> 00:45:48,099 you have to promise me that It will make big changes in your life. 591 00:45:48,936 --> 00:45:53,703 -What does that mean? -Don't live the little life you lead anymore. 592 00:45:54,541 --> 00:45:57,066 Wait one moment. I have a miserable life? 593 00:45:57,278 --> 00:46:00,111 The most miserable of all, you Marry a woman who won't let you be... 594 00:46:00,281 --> 00:46:01,612 yourself. 595 00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:04,741 And not only that, she turned into a puppy, 596 00:46:04,852 --> 00:46:07,013 You are a puppy that she takes! 597 00:46:07,121 --> 00:46:08,918 You belong to her and now it's a puppy! 598 00:46:08,989 --> 00:46:10,115 I don't even know who you are anymore.. 599 00:46:29,109 --> 00:46:31,737 Okay, where do we look for... 600 00:46:32,179 --> 00:46:34,841 I have a million ideas in mind. 601 00:46:34,915 --> 00:46:36,473 I can't wait to put them on in action, but first... 602 00:46:36,550 --> 00:46:39,644 I must take a shower. 603 00:46:41,322 --> 00:46:43,756 With Daphne. She has ready for me. 604 00:46:43,857 --> 00:46:45,950 It's just me getting out of the shower... 605 00:46:46,327 --> 00:46:50,058 -Let's go early, right? -Yes, that's right. I'll be waiting for you. 606 00:46:50,798 --> 00:46:52,288 -Have fun. -Beauty. 607 00:46:54,968 --> 00:46:57,300 Carl, that was the "little bit" longest time of my life. 608 00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:01,300 This is perfect. 609 00:47:08,916 --> 00:47:12,317 Hi Papi. I hope you have brought ice. 610 00:47:13,587 --> 00:47:14,781 Why do I need ice? 611 00:47:31,205 --> 00:47:32,194 Listen just...wait here. 612 00:47:51,658 --> 00:47:55,890 I forgot you're a Tri Pi. 613 00:47:55,996 --> 00:47:58,736 Joined the fraternity "Talking about sex at school 11"... 614 00:47:58,932 --> 00:48:00,900 I knew. What a fool I was! 615 00:48:05,439 --> 00:48:09,466 I don't know what you're saying. I don't speak your language. 616 00:48:12,279 --> 00:48:13,837 Dog! That's Carl. 617 00:48:16,216 --> 00:48:17,843 My God! What's going on? 618 00:48:17,918 --> 00:48:20,443 This is the woman at the hospital who... 619 00:48:21,555 --> 00:48:23,546 What does it say? I don't... I don't know her. 620 00:48:25,292 --> 00:48:27,658 That...that hurt Lester. 621 00:48:27,828 --> 00:48:30,854 What a slut, vomited in my face. 622 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:35,268 You have to find another place to hide. 623 00:48:35,436 --> 00:48:36,425 But where? 624 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,407 DEEP VALLEY UNIVERSITY 625 00:48:45,712 --> 00:48:47,179 So many places where Bambi could have taken us... 626 00:48:47,981 --> 00:48:51,075 -Is there vomit on my eyebrow? -No, I took everything off now. 627 00:48:51,985 --> 00:48:53,074 Lock it up. 628 00:48:53,086 --> 00:48:54,883 WOMEN'S CLOTHING ROOM 629 00:48:55,456 --> 00:48:56,423 How are you? 630 00:48:57,991 --> 00:48:59,083 All good? 631 00:49:00,461 --> 00:49:02,793 Bambi is doing everything to help us. 632 00:49:02,863 --> 00:49:04,956 Daphne too. 633 00:49:05,466 --> 00:49:10,426 Let's not complicate things, we have to keep them out of it. 634 00:49:11,305 --> 00:49:14,638 Oh my dick, I knew it! You're in love, right? 635 00:49:14,741 --> 00:49:18,302 She's beautiful, but she's not even real. 636 00:49:19,112 --> 00:49:22,445 First, Bambi Cummings It's the best of the best. 637 00:49:23,050 --> 00:49:25,348 is like the best of microwave lasagna. 638 00:49:25,486 --> 00:49:27,818 Secondly, either You don't even know why. 639 00:49:27,921 --> 00:49:29,821 There are millions of dicks here. 640 00:49:29,923 --> 00:49:32,983 She could have whatever she wanted. And chose yours! 641 00:49:33,494 --> 00:49:35,894 Bambi Cummings is real. It's real enough... 642 00:49:35,963 --> 00:49:37,123 to touch you. 643 00:49:37,231 --> 00:49:40,723 It's so real that it's becoming taking risks because of us. 644 00:49:40,901 --> 00:49:42,994 Beauty? This is real. 645 00:49:50,677 --> 00:49:52,941 -Good night Carl, I love you. -Me too. 646 00:49:53,013 --> 00:49:54,776 Shit! you made me say that. 647 00:50:10,197 --> 00:50:12,597 Are you in a good mood today? 648 00:50:12,699 --> 00:50:15,862 That's right, I feel so... I don't know, you know... 649 00:50:16,036 --> 00:50:18,664 Is it because of...Carl? 650 00:50:18,805 --> 00:50:20,568 Do you know about Carl? 651 00:50:20,707 --> 00:50:23,175 Of course my flower, Daphne told me everything. 652 00:50:23,544 --> 00:50:26,536 -Doesn't he look like a sweetie? -Yes, yes. 653 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:32,277 I've never felt this way before. I think it's love. 654 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:37,754 -Love? How do you feel? -Good... 655 00:50:38,225 --> 00:50:40,785 First, I can't take it off he gives it his head. He understands? 656 00:50:40,961 --> 00:50:43,555 Then I feel a butterflies in the stomach and 657 00:50:43,664 --> 00:50:46,189 my heart beats really hard... 658 00:50:46,333 --> 00:50:50,030 Then I can't breathe and then it gives me head... 659 00:50:50,103 --> 00:50:52,298 It's incredible! 660 00:50:55,609 --> 00:50:57,770 How I felt after 661 00:50:57,844 --> 00:50:59,402 my first double penetration. 662 00:51:00,414 --> 00:51:02,939 You already know what they say: never forget the first time. 663 00:51:03,016 --> 00:51:03,812 I know! 664 00:51:04,851 --> 00:51:06,079 Bambi! 665 00:51:30,444 --> 00:51:32,844 -It's not here. -What's not here? 666 00:51:32,946 --> 00:51:34,937 What are you looking for Carl. 667 00:51:35,482 --> 00:51:42,354 Please tell me where you are the portal so I can leave. 668 00:51:42,489 --> 00:51:45,083 How about a clue Carl? Could it be? 669 00:51:45,158 --> 00:51:47,388 Yes, please. Give me a clue. 670 00:51:47,461 --> 00:51:49,952 The way back home is not stay on something you can touch... 671 00:51:50,063 --> 00:51:55,467 but rather something you can feel. 672 00:51:56,036 --> 00:51:57,731 - Is that right? -That's right. 673 00:51:57,804 --> 00:52:00,773 DJ, if you're not going to teach me the way back... 674 00:52:00,874 --> 00:52:05,140 Maybe I could say something helpful for something...like what concerns Rod. 675 00:52:06,179 --> 00:52:08,613 Why does he persecute us so much? 676 00:52:09,249 --> 00:52:12,480 Because it's his job! Rod is a police officer! 677 00:52:14,021 --> 00:52:16,922 That's what they do! They chase people. 678 00:52:17,758 --> 00:52:19,225 It's like Bambi. 679 00:52:19,326 --> 00:52:24,691 Bambi will be the best naughty girl of fraternity. She is sexy. 680 00:52:25,766 --> 00:52:27,290 I want to beat you up for this, man. 681 00:52:28,335 --> 00:52:30,895 -You're not helping, okay. -Do you want to try to hit me? 682 00:52:31,004 --> 00:52:33,302 I'm going to have to hit you man... 683 00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:35,906 -Do you want me to transform into Cobra? -If I have to do this... 684 00:52:36,009 --> 00:52:37,670 Show me that. 685 00:52:37,978 --> 00:52:40,412 -This is your adventure! -I'll tell you, show you what adventure is. 686 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,970 -Feel it man. -Stop. 687 00:52:42,449 --> 00:52:43,677 -No. -It didn't hurt. 688 00:52:43,950 --> 00:52:45,178 -Look, a land shark. -What? 689 00:52:49,723 --> 00:52:51,122 What a fagot! 690 00:53:08,575 --> 00:53:11,840 I'm so happy to be taking the test. I would do whatever it took... 691 00:53:11,912 --> 00:53:12,936 to join the team. 692 00:53:13,046 --> 00:53:15,674 Me too. There is no Nothing I wouldn't do. 693 00:53:18,452 --> 00:53:21,683 It seems that there is a lack of a judge and Maybe they'll cancel the tests. 694 00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:23,486 No! 695 00:53:26,493 --> 00:53:29,155 Do you want to "play ball" or what? 696 00:53:29,496 --> 00:53:30,463 Yes! 697 00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:34,961 Wait smart. 698 00:53:39,039 --> 00:53:41,371 If you want my "crocodile", Tell me what you know. 699 00:53:42,309 --> 00:53:44,869 -I promised Bambi I wouldn't tell. -Fine then. 700 00:53:45,746 --> 00:53:51,472 No, it's good, it's good. I'll tell you. They are hiding in the campus locker room. 701 00:53:52,919 --> 00:53:55,444 Hey, hey! Calm down, little bitch. 702 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,754 I have the information. Campus, locker rooms, go there now! 703 00:54:05,165 --> 00:54:06,189 Well, let's go. 704 00:54:13,807 --> 00:54:16,139 If he doesn't arrive, we will cancel. 705 00:54:24,618 --> 00:54:25,915 Sorry for the delay. 706 00:54:28,388 --> 00:54:29,514 Let's go! 707 00:55:34,588 --> 00:55:43,354 For the power I have to be the coolest judge at this university... 708 00:55:43,425 --> 00:55:45,885 I nominate Bambi Cummings as captain 709 00:55:48,401 --> 00:55:49,698 Thank you, Lester. 710 00:56:02,883 --> 00:56:04,874 -There it is! -Shit! 711 00:56:05,886 --> 00:56:06,910 Come on, idiot! 712 00:56:14,494 --> 00:56:18,123 Open, open, open! The big ones come this way, open it. 713 00:56:20,767 --> 00:56:22,632 -The key broke. -My God! 714 00:56:29,676 --> 00:56:31,143 Damn! 715 00:56:33,914 --> 00:56:35,211 Let's go. 716 00:56:42,689 --> 00:56:44,657 Breasts! 717 00:56:50,463 --> 00:56:54,627 -How are we going to solve this? -I told you, I have a plan. 718 00:57:02,108 --> 00:57:05,805 His name is Busta... Busta Nut. 719 00:57:07,113 --> 00:57:09,775 He wants to be a rapper who becomes a porn actor. 720 00:57:09,849 --> 00:57:12,784 He directed music videos well naughty guys for Mcs 721 00:57:12,953 --> 00:57:16,445 And got together with Diamond Jim and... There it was! A Frenchman was born. 722 00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:18,257 And how will this help get home? 723 00:57:18,358 --> 00:57:23,159 He has a collection of old stylish games in the attic. 724 00:57:25,131 --> 00:57:28,498 Stylish games. Do you understand now? 725 00:57:29,069 --> 00:57:31,435 Yes, I understood. Beauty, beauty, beauty. 726 00:57:32,973 --> 00:57:34,270 Is that serious? 727 00:57:35,742 --> 00:57:37,073 Follow me. 728 00:57:51,558 --> 00:57:53,549 Back, bum! 729 00:57:54,661 --> 00:57:59,621 Summa Eve! You know me. 730 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,968 It's me, look... 731 00:58:02,168 --> 00:58:07,629 Rumpa... Rumpa... Rumpa Thumpa. 732 00:58:08,008 --> 00:58:08,975 Rumpa Thumpa. 733 00:58:09,075 --> 00:58:11,339 -See. -Beauty! 734 00:58:12,012 --> 00:58:14,446 There's "pop" and "bang bang"... 735 00:58:14,514 --> 00:58:17,813 And the little finger up for you know what. 736 00:58:20,687 --> 00:58:22,814 Want a little... 737 00:58:25,692 --> 00:58:27,887 -Rumpa, brother. -That's it! 738 00:58:28,028 --> 00:58:30,997 This is my peer, CCYM. Carl, the horny one. 739 00:58:31,064 --> 00:58:33,862 He likes it when I mine them shit on him. Say it to the guy. 740 00:58:35,335 --> 00:58:37,735 I like it when girls shit on me. 741 00:58:38,038 --> 00:58:40,006 He's a sick fuck, But we got it right here. 742 00:58:40,106 --> 00:58:43,007 We listen to the music, we saw the girls... 743 00:58:43,109 --> 00:58:46,408 We thought about coming to see what we would find. 744 00:58:46,513 --> 00:58:48,276 Enter. 745 00:58:49,849 --> 00:58:51,009 Thanks mine. 746 00:58:51,718 --> 00:58:53,185 I love your work. 747 00:59:09,069 --> 00:59:10,036 And then. 748 00:59:12,572 --> 00:59:16,531 Yes, I'm excited. Very excited. 749 00:59:17,410 --> 00:59:19,503 I'm going to fuck and get everyone pregnant tonight. 750 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,048 I'm going to enjoy everything inside! 751 00:59:22,749 --> 00:59:24,546 And you like it, don't you. 752 00:59:24,751 --> 00:59:28,380 It's him, there. This is the Busta, Busta Nut. 753 00:59:29,389 --> 00:59:33,519 I like you because you don't care may I not be circumcised. 754 00:59:33,626 --> 00:59:35,150 I love that about you. 755 00:59:35,762 --> 00:59:37,730 Not even if my dick had was a hot leg, 756 00:59:37,797 --> 00:59:40,458 Even so, they would be Dad's here. 757 00:59:41,101 --> 00:59:43,399 He's a son of a bitch a great player! 758 00:59:43,503 --> 00:59:47,064 Can you calm down? Where is what you said? 759 00:59:47,273 --> 00:59:50,970 Sorry, so...the machine portal or something? 760 00:59:51,111 --> 00:59:53,978 Probably there, in the VIP area, going down the stairs. 761 00:59:56,916 --> 00:59:59,316 My God! Is it Carl? 762 01:00:01,121 --> 01:00:02,986 Why are you going there? 763 01:00:03,256 --> 01:00:06,157 Maybe there it is his spaceship. 764 01:00:09,429 --> 01:00:10,657 Bam... 765 01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:16,558 -Hi sweetie. -Hi, hi. 766 01:00:16,669 --> 01:00:18,500 -Do you want to party? -Ahh...Yes. 767 01:00:18,738 --> 01:00:24,108 Yes, let's party. I have... I want to see my friend there. 768 01:00:34,988 --> 01:00:39,118 Beauty. Both are very well, you see. Goodbye. 769 01:00:39,993 --> 01:00:41,858 Sorry. 770 01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:47,231 Bam Bam! What it was? 771 01:00:48,168 --> 01:00:50,796 -What is that? -Let's get out of here! 772 01:00:58,678 --> 01:01:02,307 -Here's your drink. -Can I? 773 01:01:04,450 --> 01:01:05,314 Yes! 774 01:01:05,418 --> 01:01:07,352 -He wants? -Yes! 775 01:01:07,787 --> 01:01:09,880 -It's hot! -������! 776 01:01:20,466 --> 01:01:23,026 Damn. Hence I said, "What son of a bitch, are you crazy?" 777 01:01:23,102 --> 01:01:27,163 Then I masturbated until he cums on the bastard. 778 01:01:27,607 --> 01:01:33,842 There is nothing like it to a Rumpa guy! Do you smoke? 779 01:01:34,214 --> 01:01:37,047 -That came out of his ass too. -Really? 780 01:01:40,853 --> 01:01:42,844 I smoke in the ass man! 781 01:01:43,723 --> 01:01:44,951 Literally. 782 01:01:46,226 --> 01:01:47,250 Forgiveness. 783 01:01:49,229 --> 01:01:54,861 I know one of them. Listen...Hey people! 784 01:01:54,968 --> 01:01:57,459 -You naughty girls, suck his dick. -Suck it soon! 785 01:01:58,571 --> 01:02:00,198 What's up, dog! 786 01:02:02,242 --> 01:02:03,539 I want a blowjob. 787 01:02:03,743 --> 01:02:06,371 Come suck my... 788 01:02:11,251 --> 01:02:19,549 Beautiful man. He's a damn dum man, but he's my friend. 789 01:02:22,095 --> 01:02:24,723 I'll be right back. Save my place. 790 01:02:24,931 --> 01:02:27,399 Why did you bring that z� man� man? 791 01:02:30,603 --> 01:02:33,071 damn! There you go man. 792 01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:37,998 Well, go there and come in, man. 793 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,542 You don't come. 794 01:02:43,616 --> 01:02:46,409 I really like you man, but I won the lottery for being here. 795 01:02:46,686 --> 01:02:49,017 I belong here. 796 01:02:55,962 --> 01:02:58,624 And if this works, You can come back whenever you want. 797 01:02:58,731 --> 01:03:03,259 Who knows, maybe Christmas. Like Kwanzaa. 798 01:03:06,539 --> 01:03:07,597 Cool then. 799 01:03:09,075 --> 01:03:11,043 -Good...Goodbye! -Goodbye. 800 01:03:15,882 --> 01:03:17,850 Here we go! Damn, it works. 801 01:03:19,319 --> 01:03:20,616 Beauty. 802 01:03:22,822 --> 01:03:24,449 What the fuck? 803 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:31,562 It looks like a game where a dick shoots into tits. 804 01:03:32,865 --> 01:03:36,665 Looks like you got fucked man. Shall we go back to the party? 805 01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:39,829 You said it would work! It has to work! 806 01:03:42,344 --> 01:03:45,741 I'm sorry man. Look, he's dead. 807 01:03:45,845 --> 01:03:46,903 END OF GAME. 808 01:04:04,697 --> 01:04:07,530 Okay, just one more. Let's go! 809 01:04:19,145 --> 01:04:21,670 -Stop! -Oh my God! 810 01:04:28,554 --> 01:04:32,115 What kind of daughters mother do you think you are? 811 01:04:32,225 --> 01:04:34,386 Do you think these are weapons? 812 01:04:34,494 --> 01:04:37,429 These are weapons. 813 01:04:39,399 --> 01:04:41,833 Not really partner? 814 01:04:44,036 --> 01:04:49,736 -He's not Rumpa. -I...he was...Look at that! 815 01:04:52,412 --> 01:04:58,044 Brothers, don't come! Or I'll throw shit at you! 816 01:04:58,151 --> 01:05:01,552 You who look like Andy Griffith, come dance here. 817 01:05:06,292 --> 01:05:10,661 -It's for you. -Don't look at me, don't look at me! 818 01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:19,060 -I know that didn't work out very well. -It didn't work? 819 01:05:19,172 --> 01:05:22,073 I have the "cure" Carl. 820 01:05:22,208 --> 01:05:25,075 I have a way out. Two words. 821 01:05:26,312 --> 01:05:28,075 "Orgy with babysitters". 822 01:05:28,181 --> 01:05:29,409 My God! 823 01:05:29,515 --> 01:05:32,882 There's a house around here that I know. 824 01:05:33,019 --> 01:05:35,886 Oh my god, I'm trapped here forever with you. 825 01:05:38,758 --> 01:05:40,282 You talk like it's bad. 826 01:05:42,862 --> 01:05:44,090 I should have never listened to you. 827 01:05:44,797 --> 01:05:47,288 You work in a pub... 828 01:05:48,935 --> 01:05:54,896 And now you dragged me to your porn world is very crazy. 829 01:05:57,477 --> 01:05:58,967 is the biggest loser that I know. 830 01:06:01,347 --> 01:06:05,807 -I deserve this. Seriously. Thanks. - Is that right? 831 01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:06,907 Do you know Carl? 832 01:06:07,655 --> 01:06:14,319 Donkey! "I'm Carl, there are many little tits, how can you Lester? 833 01:06:14,494 --> 01:06:17,122 How can you bring me to best place on Earth? 834 01:06:17,730 --> 01:06:22,463 And you know what else? I should be having sex have sex twice, twice a day... 835 01:06:22,568 --> 01:06:25,162 But no! I have to endure your crying all the time. 836 01:06:25,671 --> 01:06:28,231 -Oh, I'm sorry! -They kicked my balls... 837 01:06:28,307 --> 01:06:31,743 and I ended up with my face in mine I vomited myself, and I was even fucked in a hospital. 838 01:06:32,812 --> 01:06:35,940 Don't tell anyone that. 839 01:06:38,518 --> 01:06:41,146 -You know what else? Go fuck yourself. -Fuck me? 840 01:06:41,287 --> 01:06:43,653 -Yes. -Fuck you, okay? 841 01:06:44,056 --> 01:06:48,493 No, you go. All these Are they for you, okay? 842 01:06:49,395 --> 01:06:51,022 Go there and have sex man! Enjoy, enjoy. 843 01:06:51,797 --> 01:06:52,855 That's what I'm going to do. 844 01:06:59,171 --> 01:07:00,570 You're a little baby, man. Come on! 845 01:07:09,723 --> 01:07:12,281 Drug! 846 01:07:17,723 --> 01:07:19,281 Did I order a pizza? 847 01:07:19,425 --> 01:07:21,393 Yes, or was I wrong? 848 01:07:21,561 --> 01:07:27,397 -What is it? -� extra large. With a huge pepperoni. 849 01:07:28,134 --> 01:07:30,398 Very delicious then! 850 01:07:46,586 --> 01:07:48,816 I'll get your car, pizza delivery man. 851 01:07:48,988 --> 01:07:50,319 It's my world! 852 01:07:56,462 --> 01:07:57,895 Watch where you're going. Do you want to know? 853 01:07:57,964 --> 01:07:58,931 Go fuck yourself. 854 01:08:00,633 --> 01:08:01,827 No one is going to ruin my night. 855 01:08:04,236 --> 01:08:05,635 Good evening, Miss Bliss. 856 01:08:07,607 --> 01:08:08,869 Hi Bambi! 857 01:08:16,082 --> 01:08:17,049 What it was? 858 01:08:18,317 --> 01:08:19,579 How could you? 859 01:08:21,454 --> 01:08:23,581 How could I what? 860 01:08:23,689 --> 01:08:24,951 I thought you were different. 861 01:08:26,792 --> 01:08:28,123 What are you talking about? 862 01:08:28,194 --> 01:08:31,254 I saw you tonight. With some naughty things. 863 01:08:32,632 --> 01:08:36,659 -How naughty? -So now you're going to lie to me? 864 01:08:38,104 --> 01:08:40,664 No... Those there? I can explain. 865 01:08:40,740 --> 01:08:43,766 I don't want to listen to you. I saw what I saw and that was it. 866 01:08:43,909 --> 01:08:46,275 Not sweetness. In fact, It's not what you're thinking. 867 01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:51,610 No Carl, you hurt me. I don't want to see you ever again. 868 01:08:52,918 --> 01:08:54,783 And to think that I loved you Carl. 869 01:09:04,130 --> 01:09:05,290 Thank you god. 870 01:09:06,732 --> 01:09:09,496 My God! Shall we order a pizza? 871 01:09:10,536 --> 01:09:11,696 Didn't they ask? 872 01:09:12,672 --> 01:09:16,005 And who cares? I'm really hungry! 873 01:09:18,244 --> 01:09:19,643 We just don't have any money. 874 01:09:19,745 --> 01:09:24,182 Damn, there's no other way to pay you? 875 01:09:25,851 --> 01:09:27,648 I think we can think about something. 876 01:09:30,289 --> 01:09:32,189 I just left the car here for a few moments. 877 01:09:32,324 --> 01:09:35,316 Don't be modest, boy. 878 01:09:35,461 --> 01:09:37,929 You are more difficult to "solve" than Chinese mathematics. 879 01:09:38,364 --> 01:09:42,625 Thank you, my busty. But seriously, who steals a pizza delivery car? 880 01:09:42,702 --> 01:09:44,135 I have a suspicion. 881 01:09:45,171 --> 01:09:47,537 Now go there and Take a look at her, man. 882 01:09:50,876 --> 01:09:54,676 Exchange, Exchange. I want the helicopter team. 883 01:09:54,780 --> 01:09:57,480 We found the clue that will take us to the sons of bitches. 884 01:10:00,119 --> 01:10:02,212 It's called "The Nervous Game". 885 01:10:02,955 --> 01:10:04,855 My God! You're very scared. 886 01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:08,222 Stop! Seriously... 887 01:10:08,594 --> 01:10:11,563 What you have to do is pass each other's hands... 888 01:10:13,599 --> 01:10:14,566 Not yet. 889 01:10:15,301 --> 01:10:16,962 Starting with the head. 890 01:10:17,803 --> 01:10:19,566 So you are doing well slowly down... 891 01:10:19,739 --> 01:10:23,231 And they ask: "Are you nervous"? 892 01:10:24,477 --> 01:10:26,775 And if the answer is No, just continue. 893 01:10:27,079 --> 01:10:31,175 And the game doesn't end until one of you says: 894 01:10:31,317 --> 01:10:32,477 "It makes me nervous." 895 01:10:33,252 --> 01:10:34,879 But what if nothing makes me "nervous"? 896 01:10:35,254 --> 01:10:36,744 So just keep going, keep going... 897 01:10:36,889 --> 01:10:38,379 continue, and continue... 898 01:10:39,592 --> 01:10:41,492 Well then. Let's begin. 899 01:10:56,442 --> 01:10:58,603 -Are you nervous? -No. 900 01:10:58,878 --> 01:11:01,108 -Are you nervous? -No. 901 01:11:06,152 --> 01:11:08,416 -Are you nervous? -No. 902 01:11:11,791 --> 01:11:13,122 Are you nervous? 903 01:11:16,428 --> 01:11:17,395 No. 904 01:11:21,367 --> 01:11:22,527 Are you nervous? 905 01:11:24,470 --> 01:11:25,937 Did you hear something? 906 01:11:29,475 --> 01:11:30,942 Now you're making me nervous! 907 01:11:36,482 --> 01:11:37,949 Where is your boyfriend? 908 01:11:38,684 --> 01:11:40,049 Not my boyfriend! 909 01:11:40,820 --> 01:11:42,947 Hey! Anyone at home? 910 01:11:45,324 --> 01:11:49,158 I'm the pool cleaner. I came to clean your pool. 911 01:11:50,129 --> 01:11:52,154 She's so dirty. 912 01:12:12,852 --> 01:12:15,184 Wait! We don't have a pool! 913 01:13:05,337 --> 01:13:06,531 Fuck this place Carl. 914 01:13:28,294 --> 01:13:29,556 Come on Bambers! 915 01:13:29,662 --> 01:13:31,994 DJ's parties they always cheer you up. 916 01:13:32,197 --> 01:13:33,562 Make a happy face. 917 01:13:37,770 --> 01:13:40,364 Did the right thing break up with Carl. 918 01:13:40,506 --> 01:13:42,770 No, I think I was wrong. 919 01:13:42,975 --> 01:13:44,670 It's all very strange. But it hurts me. 920 01:13:45,544 --> 01:13:47,273 I wonder what he will be doing now. 921 01:13:52,151 --> 01:13:55,484 -My God, so that's it, isn't it? -Yes. 922 01:13:57,456 --> 01:13:59,684 Well, what's the plan? 923 01:14:12,071 --> 01:14:15,370 Bambi! Daphne! Come my treasures! 924 01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:18,938 Why the sad kitty face? 925 01:14:19,078 --> 01:14:22,104 She'll be fine. Just you need to relax a little. 926 01:14:22,481 --> 01:14:25,814 Well, then it came to right place. Give her the seat. 927 01:14:26,719 --> 01:14:30,712 Let's go. Sit down and tell DJ what's up. 928 01:14:30,789 --> 01:14:33,622 Well, I met a guy... 929 01:14:34,526 --> 01:14:37,825 I treated him badly and now I regretted that. 930 01:14:37,997 --> 01:14:40,430 What the hell huh! 931 01:15:15,034 --> 01:15:16,001 Sorry. 932 01:15:34,534 --> 01:15:36,501 Get out! He spoke. 933 01:15:49,068 --> 01:15:50,035 Oh God! 934 01:15:51,403 --> 01:15:53,633 Good! Excellent! What is it? 935 01:15:53,705 --> 01:15:55,673 -You too. -Beauty. 936 01:15:55,741 --> 01:15:57,299 Surrender brothers. 937 01:15:58,077 --> 01:16:01,910 If not you two will have a chat with Broderick. 938 01:16:02,114 --> 01:16:04,048 -What is that? -What? I don't know. 939 01:16:06,585 --> 01:16:09,520 -Breast, breast! -That's good. Taste it. 940 01:16:09,721 --> 01:16:11,916 Fall! Fall! 941 01:16:12,124 --> 01:16:13,386 It doesn't work. 942 01:16:15,427 --> 01:16:16,917 That's it! 943 01:16:21,233 --> 01:16:22,723 -Come on, come on. -OK. 944 01:16:31,276 --> 01:16:32,334 Give up, bitch! 945 01:16:32,444 --> 01:16:37,507 No! Let's go then! Erase, erase, erase. 946 01:16:37,616 --> 01:16:39,447 It won't be Rod Cannon today! 947 01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:56,267 Get her! 948 01:16:59,738 --> 01:17:01,706 What the fuck? 949 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:05,901 I'm almost able to get it these bums to arrest them! 950 01:17:05,978 --> 01:17:07,570 Will you shut up Rod? 951 01:17:07,679 --> 01:17:09,647 DJ, we just want to go home. 952 01:17:10,749 --> 01:17:12,944 Yes, we don't understand what we are doing here. 953 01:17:13,018 --> 01:17:16,112 And, apparently, none Both of them succeeded and learned nothing! 954 01:17:17,322 --> 01:17:22,385 So you're giving up on the adventure, right? 955 01:17:23,162 --> 01:17:24,789 Exactly. Yes. 956 01:17:27,499 --> 01:17:29,967 Well, if that's what you really want... 957 01:17:30,035 --> 01:17:32,503 That's right...we are...yes. Positive. 958 01:17:32,571 --> 01:17:34,801 Then do as I say. 959 01:17:35,174 --> 01:17:38,007 Grab your balls, squeeze them tight and say... 960 01:17:38,177 --> 01:17:42,011 "There's nothing like home." "There's nothing like home." 961 01:17:49,188 --> 01:17:54,319 "There's nothing like home." "There's nothing like home." 962 01:17:54,459 --> 01:17:56,017 I'm just messing with you! 963 01:17:56,995 --> 01:17:59,429 -You're dead, man! -I hate guys like you. 964 01:18:00,065 --> 01:18:01,191 The cabin is right there. 965 01:18:03,969 --> 01:18:05,698 Just go in there and you will leak out of here. 966 01:18:05,871 --> 01:18:09,329 -Grandmother! -Wait. 967 01:18:09,408 --> 01:18:11,342 -Wait -I'm sorry man! 968 01:18:12,744 --> 01:18:14,905 Gonna leave these bums go away? 969 01:18:15,013 --> 01:18:17,709 Will you shut up Rod? 970 01:18:17,816 --> 01:18:20,614 Be serious. What crime did they commit? 971 01:18:20,752 --> 01:18:26,190 I don't know for sure. I'll check when I can. 972 01:18:27,492 --> 01:18:30,427 Why don't you do that? Find the reasons. 973 01:18:30,495 --> 01:18:35,194 It's a shame for the police. Rod, you're fired. 974 01:18:35,834 --> 01:18:36,858 Forgiveness? 975 01:18:42,908 --> 01:18:45,570 So...What are you waiting for, boys? 976 01:18:52,384 --> 01:18:54,215 What? 977 01:18:59,925 --> 01:19:03,086 Carl, come on! Let's go! 978 01:19:15,741 --> 01:19:18,710 I think you learned something important after all. 979 01:19:18,844 --> 01:19:23,110 Yes DJ, I learned what It's true love. 980 01:19:24,850 --> 01:19:25,908 My God! 981 01:19:27,819 --> 01:19:30,720 -I love you, Carl. -I love you Bambi. 982 01:19:33,659 --> 01:19:37,026 -What happened? -What did you do with my friend? 983 01:19:44,670 --> 01:19:45,728 Bambi? 984 01:19:50,309 --> 01:19:51,640 Bambi? 985 01:19:52,711 --> 01:19:55,703 I remember now. I didn't tell them. 986 01:19:55,781 --> 01:20:00,309 The only rule here is: You can't fall in love. 987 01:20:00,452 --> 01:20:02,943 It's not fair. I love him. 988 01:20:03,655 --> 01:20:05,145 My God! 989 01:20:06,124 --> 01:20:10,322 Can't feel this in this place. I am really sorry. 990 01:20:12,197 --> 01:20:15,064 Life is hard just like that, sweet. 991 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,168 Look, it was really cool meet you all. 992 01:20:17,336 --> 01:20:22,296 Hey Lester, are you sure Who really wants to go? 993 01:20:22,407 --> 01:20:24,671 Yeah man, I think I learned my lesson. 994 01:20:24,810 --> 01:20:25,742 And which one? 995 01:20:26,545 --> 01:20:28,172 This place doesn't It's what I expected. 996 01:20:28,181 --> 01:20:32,311 My balls already they can't take it anymore. 997 01:20:32,419 --> 01:20:36,086 And I'm not even saying they are in normal form more. 998 01:20:36,154 --> 01:20:37,883 But there is one thing that you need to know. 999 01:20:38,623 --> 01:20:40,591 What is it? 1000 01:20:41,026 --> 01:20:41,788 Lester... 1001 01:20:44,363 --> 01:20:45,387 I'm your father. 1002 01:20:51,670 --> 01:20:54,002 It's my son! The Prince 1003 01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:02,606 Carl! 1004 01:21:04,282 --> 01:21:07,012 Where have you been? It's been two days. 1005 01:21:07,152 --> 01:21:08,210 Do you know what this means? 1006 01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:11,389 It means it's Sunday! And do you know what's on Sunday? 1007 01:21:12,491 --> 01:21:15,927 It's the test day buffet with my parents. 1008 01:21:17,062 --> 01:21:21,021 -What happened to the ceiling? -I had to... 1009 01:21:21,166 --> 01:21:23,225 No, I don't want to know. 1010 01:21:23,402 --> 01:21:26,963 We'll go to the club, see everything with my parents and... 1011 01:21:27,072 --> 01:21:29,700 Everything will be fine, okay? 1012 01:21:29,808 --> 01:21:33,107 -Tomorrow you will explain everything to me. -Okay. 1013 01:21:33,211 --> 01:21:34,041 You're going to change! Let's go! 1014 01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:42,387 No! 1015 01:21:44,956 --> 01:21:45,923 What did you say? 1016 01:21:50,028 --> 01:21:51,256 I said no. 1017 01:21:53,932 --> 01:21:55,194 No? No to what? 1018 01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,393 Not at all. 1019 01:21:58,203 --> 01:22:01,172 Not reuniting with his parents... 1020 01:22:02,107 --> 01:22:05,406 It's not buffet proof... 1021 01:22:05,510 --> 01:22:09,776 And I won't explain it to you nothing ever again! 1022 01:22:10,449 --> 01:22:12,940 You know it's going to happen sorry sir! 1023 01:22:13,051 --> 01:22:14,279 - Are you serious? Are you sure about this? -Yes, yes, yes, and yes! 1024 01:22:14,352 --> 01:22:17,583 -Does it seem like I'm sorry? -Yes! 1025 01:22:17,689 --> 01:22:19,179 Take a closer look! 1026 01:22:19,291 --> 01:22:22,192 Get out of here! Go! 1027 01:22:31,269 --> 01:22:34,500 DJ, is there anything I can do? 1028 01:22:34,606 --> 01:22:36,801 Can you make an exception just this once? 1029 01:22:36,908 --> 01:22:41,470 Bambi, it's my favorite, I would do anything to make you happy. 1030 01:22:41,646 --> 01:22:48,313 -Then help me. Please. -Come on DJ, for our little girl. 1031 01:22:51,756 --> 01:22:54,224 Let's see what I can do. 1032 01:22:54,326 --> 01:22:56,817 -Thank you, thank you. -All good. 1033 01:23:02,033 --> 01:23:05,332 -Thanks. -He's getting up. 1034 01:23:05,737 --> 01:23:07,932 Hi son, how are you?? 1035 01:23:08,073 --> 01:23:11,837 It's back. You are the prince. 1036 01:23:12,878 --> 01:23:14,140 How would you like to live? 1037 01:23:17,048 --> 01:23:18,345 I love you daddy. 1038 01:23:18,583 --> 01:23:20,744 Are you sure Do you really want to go? 1039 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:30,652 No! No! No! 1040 01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,065 I didn't like him anyway. 1041 01:24:01,159 --> 01:24:03,889 You are watching "The Diamond Zone", the best program 1042 01:24:03,962 --> 01:24:05,930 for adults in America. 1043 01:24:06,031 --> 01:24:07,521 How are you friend? 1044 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:11,534 I'm Lester twice wild. And I'll tell you. 1045 01:24:11,636 --> 01:24:14,002 Are you ready to get started? 1046 01:24:16,374 --> 01:24:20,333 Now you will see excerpts of the new and super hot. 1047 01:24:20,412 --> 01:24:21,538 "How come you can't pay me"? 1048 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:24,547 I cleaned your pool. So... 1049 01:24:27,852 --> 01:24:29,080 Okay. 1050 01:24:30,021 --> 01:24:32,012 Consider your plumbing clean. 1051 01:24:35,460 --> 01:24:36,620 Here. Take this. 1052 01:24:37,996 --> 01:24:39,293 Are you ready to "declare" yourself? 1053 01:24:39,364 --> 01:24:40,023 No... 1054 01:24:43,602 --> 01:24:44,728 That's the woman! 1055 01:24:46,471 --> 01:24:51,033 Now, especially for you, the ass 1056 01:24:51,109 --> 01:24:52,041 more good... 1057 01:24:52,110 --> 01:24:53,134 Do I really want to see this? 1058 01:24:53,244 --> 01:24:55,337 Miss Bambi Cummings. 1059 01:24:55,947 --> 01:24:57,039 No. No. 1060 01:25:37,656 --> 01:25:38,645 Bambi? 1061 01:25:46,331 --> 01:25:48,799 -Bambi, are you? -Yes, it's me. 1062 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,399 But how? 1063 01:25:50,669 --> 01:25:53,638 When your journey finished, mine began. 1064 01:25:53,738 --> 01:25:55,638 -Your journey? -Look Carl... 1065 01:25:55,740 --> 01:25:58,709 you arrived in my life and taught me what I was looking for. 1066 01:25:58,843 --> 01:26:01,505 DJ told me that if I searched true love would have... 1067 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:03,307 to go after him. 1068 01:26:03,415 --> 01:26:06,816 Left your life Are you there to stay with me? 1069 01:26:07,686 --> 01:26:10,416 Carl, I would do anything for you. 1070 01:26:11,122 --> 01:26:12,054 I would... 1071 01:26:12,190 --> 01:26:13,817 -Whatever. Whatever. 1072 01:26:24,102 --> 01:26:25,034 Did you see Carl? 1073 01:26:26,037 --> 01:26:30,667 I will always help you. That's it, partner. 1074 01:26:31,609 --> 01:26:33,440 From the third series, in Dogdeball. 1075 01:26:33,511 --> 01:26:34,671 What are you doing? 1076 01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:37,348 I'm having fun. 1077 01:26:37,449 --> 01:26:39,246 Two at once, twice a day. 1078 01:26:43,121 --> 01:26:45,316 -But now you too You have your hands full. 1079 01:26:45,390 --> 01:26:48,052 Yes. Thanks partner. 1080 01:26:48,159 --> 01:26:49,956 It was my pleasure, brother. 1081 01:26:51,196 --> 01:26:52,857 See you in Kwanzaa friend. 1082 01:26:53,898 --> 01:26:55,229 Yes, I'll see you on Kwanzaa 1083 01:26:58,136 --> 01:26:59,967 You know they say Am I the best of the best? 1084 01:27:01,339 --> 01:27:02,704 Do you think you can handle me? 1085 01:27:03,742 --> 01:27:04,731 Definitely. 1086 01:27:09,019 --> 01:29:27,714 Subtitle By PHCL.20 (My first full subtitle!!!) THERE IS STILL A SCENE!!! 1087 01:29:50,041 --> 01:29:52,874 Cigarettes. Come on. Quick. 1088 01:30:07,659 --> 01:30:09,058 Maloqueirinho is killed. 1089 01:30:11,029 --> 01:30:12,326 Kill yourself.